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Top 20 Humorous New Year’s Resolutions for Moms
1. Don’t sleep too much (during the day).
2. Don’t play with your kids (until they brush their teeth, eat breakfast, and get dressed).
3. Drink too much (water).
4. Eat all the candy you want (but just pretend candy).
5. Wear fabulous clothes (that someone pays you to model).
6. Take long hikes (in cyberspace).
7. Create a g+ community. (You do know what that is, don’t you?)
8. Adopt a puppy from a local shelter. (Yeah, that sounds about right.)
9. Bring your kids to Disneyland (in your dreams, I mean their dreams).
10. Make every Saturday night a date night (with your mom peeps on Facebook). Continue reading